Posh
My dad's family are posh - there's at least one knight and an ex-lord mayor of london. My mum's family come from Staines.
How posh are you? Who's the poshest person you've met? Be proud and tell us your poshest moments.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:12)
My dad's family are posh - there's at least one knight and an ex-lord mayor of london. My mum's family come from Staines.
How posh are you? Who's the poshest person you've met? Be proud and tell us your poshest moments.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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A friends Ex
His name is Charles. I forget his surname but it begins with a Q (lets say its Qunicenby-Smythe). Anyway in order to ratchet up the poshness he insists on being called CQ. You read that right CQ. How posh are those for initials? PJ from newcastle, KP South African Hero, DLT man with big beard, point being they dont sound posh CQ does.
I havent got to the best bit. On his arm he has tattooed (which i'll admit in themselves are not posh, but wait till i get to the punchline) HIS MOTHERS ADDRESS!
It says something along the lines of "If found please return to Mrs Qunicenby-Smythe (insert address)" Now all posh boys are Mummys boys (fact) but only the poshest of posh boys has their Mummys address on them at all times in case they get lost.
He got the tattoo when he was 28.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:31, Reply)
His name is Charles. I forget his surname but it begins with a Q (lets say its Qunicenby-Smythe). Anyway in order to ratchet up the poshness he insists on being called CQ. You read that right CQ. How posh are those for initials? PJ from newcastle, KP South African Hero, DLT man with big beard, point being they dont sound posh CQ does.
I havent got to the best bit. On his arm he has tattooed (which i'll admit in themselves are not posh, but wait till i get to the punchline) HIS MOTHERS ADDRESS!
It says something along the lines of "If found please return to Mrs Qunicenby-Smythe (insert address)" Now all posh boys are Mummys boys (fact) but only the poshest of posh boys has their Mummys address on them at all times in case they get lost.
He got the tattoo when he was 28.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2005, 15:31, Reply)
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