America belongs to me
1. On my father's side of the family, we have the writer of the Declaration of Independence. On my mother's side, we have at least 2 signers.
2. I went to boarding school that now costs about $35,000 per year (I was 3rd generation from my family).
3. I went to another school that prints t-shirts that read "____________ University... we're not snobs, we're just better than you."
4. I have immigrants clean my 1 bedroom apartment because I don't like to dust.
5. My mother's advice on dating: you'll never be happy if you marry someone from another (i.e. lower) social class (unfortunately, I love girls with dreadlocks and nose rings).
6. and I can rightfully end my name with this (edit: not the penis symbol):
( kingoffools, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 18:15, Reply)