PoshMy dad's family are posh - there's at least one knight and an ex-lord mayor of london. My mum's family come from Staines.
How posh are you? Who's the poshest person you've met? Be proud and tell us your poshest moments.
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chthonic, Thu 15 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Holy Roman EmpireMy dad has, in his dotage, dedicated the remainder of his life to tracking down every murderer, thief, miner, farmer, shitkicker, and bandit that form the bulk of our ancestry.
Naturally, the overwhelming majority of 'em are unremarkable plebs who eked out their existence in a wholly unremarkable fashion.
However, there is a link back to Charlemagne, the Holy Roman Emperor in there. Which has been useful solely in providing me the weakest chat up line in all history;
"Alright my dear. The blood of the Holy Roman Emperors flows through my veins y'know. Fancy a shag?"
Embarassingly for the feminist movement, this did actually work on one occasion.
(, Fri 16 Sep 2005, 13:30, Reply)
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