I'm so posh,
my parents named me Tobias, Toby for short.

I never turn my fork up side down and use it to 'shovel' food.

My Father, the son of a career officer with the British army in India, grew up (and attended Grammar School) in middlesex before it was built up to part of London.

I grew up in Bedford, went to state schools and an ex-polytechnic University and now eek a living out in the arse end of nowhere.

Also I once dated a girl that owned 4 horse and was given her very own Merc for passing her driving test. (she didn't take it up the arse)

I say grahss and barth and (I also have a lisp which doesn't help the lack accent)

EDIT: I was at a statley home when I was a kiddie and I was pretending to guard it when this old guy comes up and starts talking to me and my dad, turns out it was Princess Di's dad
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 19 Sep 2005, 12:06, Reply)