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This is a question Absolute Power

Have you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.

Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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Birthday Treat
For my birthday just gone, my girlfriend gave me absolute power over her. I was allowed to do anything I wanted to, and she'd go along with it.

So I went down the pub and got hammered whilst she cooked the dinner.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:28, 5 replies)
wayhay!
You are ever 1970's 'club comic' ever!

Got any good mother-in-law jokes?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, closed)
Unfortunately not
Just thought I'd get the obvious 'joke' out the way early on...
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:43, closed)
My mother-in-law, you know the one. My Jewsish Pakistani mother-in-law.
well you'll never guess what she did the other day....
(waxdart hello., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:48, closed)
*tries veal*

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:42, closed)
I do all the cooking
in my house, so sounds perfect to me!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:44, closed)

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