The cuter the kid, the more powerful he is
A mate of mine at Uni has a little kid called Aron. Aron is four years old. His bright eyes and naivly excited demeanour make him very cute. And he knows it.

Aron is a huge fan of Bob the Builder. One day, he noticed that the wallpaper in the living room was starting to peel. So he grabbed his little toy hammer and started his builderswork.

His mother appears about a half hour later, aghast that a significant portion of the wallpaper has been stripped off-

"Aron! What are you doing!?!" she asks.

Aron drops his hammer, looks up at his mum with the biggest, most innocent eyes he can muster and says

"I was getting the job done"

Did he get punished? Naaah of course not!
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 14:31, 2 replies)

He should enjoy it while it lasts.
As everyone knows, todays cute big-eyed kid is tomorrow's bug-eyed Gareth Keenan-esque bumtoucher, twitching in a mac in the park in the dark.
(Gertcha_cowson NAH MATE, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:13, closed)

Well more fucking fool her...
for leaving a kid on its own for half an hour.
they can gut a house in minutes, little boys.
And fair play, you can't bollock a kid for doing something you've been stupid enough to allow them to do in the first place.
Well you can, but it makes you a bit of a cunt.
I did not bollock my son for cutting his own hair down to the scalp as it was my fault he found the scissors.
It's just the way it works. Plus the fact he has eyelashes so long he could do a mascara advert without needing post-production....
( Sallyrsm, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 9:07, closed)