Nothing...
just noticed you’re Welsh and had sex with your own “retarded” cousin….talk about living up to stereotypes.

And now, you, a Welsh retarded cousin fucker is suddenly showing concern for the genetic health of the population.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:17, 1 reply)

Did you think I'd knocked her up?
Touching that you're taking such an interest in what may or may not be QOTW lies. Also, the Welsh stereotype is sheep. Inbreeding's Norfolk. You could at least have got that right.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 11:29, closed)

You shagged your cousin, she was retarded, but you didn't knock her up?
Well....one out of three isn't bad...

And on the bright side, you are practising what you preach with regard to your ideals of not polluting the gene pool. Although I would suggest you're not living up to them quite meticulously enough.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:58, closed)

When I went to the jewellers
To pick up my wedding rings, on hearing I was from Norfolk the jeweller congratulated me on outbreeding. Cheeky cunt.
( Dervel OTBC, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:49, closed)

Beautiful story
And congrats!
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:34, closed)

Jesus fucking christ
I just noticed, you're in your 40s. For fuck sake man. I assumed you were some sort of teenage wanker.

What the fucks wrong with you!

Now I'm just left with the question, how fucked up was your cousin if even you thought she was retarded?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 21:32, closed)

Aww have I upset the little keyboard warrior again?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Jul 2010, 23:42, closed)

Ah right , is that number 5 on your response cut & paste list?

Upset? I think this is fucking brilliant! I take it your not lying in your profile, you are a grown man in your forties? Sorry to repeat myself it's all so delicious.

You are my new favourite board retard.

Anyway, I think we're done here. Looking forward to your future work.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 7:23, closed)

I bet you've been awake all night thinking up that, haven't you?
Oh and it's "you're not" not "your not" by the way.
I do hope that the shag you're hoping to get by once again riding to the schoolgirl's defence is worth it though.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 8:27, closed)

Come on Stuj, that’s pathetic.
“keyboard warrior”, “awake all night thinking up that”, pointing out grammatical errors. That’s Trolling 101.

You’re the mighty Stuj, dispenser of internet beat downs to strangers on B3TA.

If you don’t raise your game I’m going to go right off you.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:57, closed)

Internet beatdowns to strangers?
Sorry, I thought that's what you've been desperately failing to do for the last couple of days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:17, closed)

You are aware of just how petty character assassination is when it comes to having an argument, aren't you?
And that pointing out someone's Welshness doesn't stop the kid featured in this tale of woe from being a drink-driving dickhead.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:03, closed)

seems like this cunt is a right shitcunt, eh

( mongychops, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:14, closed)

I’m not having an argument.


I’d no more have an argument with him than look for reason in a potato.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12, closed)

And yet here you are again.
Upset.
Online.
Poor chap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:18, closed)