Absolute PowerHave you ever been put in a position of power? Did you become a rabid dictator, or did you completely arse it up and end up publicly humiliated? We demand you tell us your stories.
Thanks to The Supreme Crow for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:09)
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InterpretationI work as an interpreter. The position naturally comes with the absolute power of control over communication. If, like me, you are of a slightly... mischevious disposition, it gets really hard to not tell the Madagascan fisheries minister that his Taiwanese counterpart wishes to express his desire for a duel to the death to settle quota dicussions once and for all. Or something to do with sodomy, etc. I'm sure I could slip it in without anyone noticing. Said the head of the trade delegation to the minister without portfolio. Hoho.
(, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 17:10, 2 replies)
How would you slip it inwithout anyone noticing?
One or the other of them will understand you, and I'm sure they'd notice you talking about sodomy.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:32,
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Madagascan (in French): I would like to discuss problem X
Me (in Chinese): The Madagascan minister would like to penetrate your spouse, it's apparently a Madagascan tradition.
Taiwanese （in Chinese): Absolutely not!
Me (in French): Chinese guy says place problem X into your vaginal cavity, apparently it's a Taiwanese tradition.
&c
(, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:47, closed)
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