Sittin on my 7yr old son
and tickling him til he cries?

Extra points if I have a little bit of beard growth and use my chin to tickle with...

Its what dads are for...
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:24, 7 replies)

Yeah - like my nephews are crap at fighting.
Learning karate, are you? Stitch THAT, you little fucker.

WHAT?! He started it!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:30, closed)

Also works for
blowing Rasberries on his belly
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 9:44, closed)

That one should be used cautiously.
I used to do it to my daughter. Nowadays, I'll have lazily dozed off on the sofa on a Saturday afternoon, and will be rudely awoken by the little bugger, who has quietly pulled my teeshirt up and planted a corker in the middle of my stomach.

And according to my wife, I can't punch her in the face for doing it either. Fuck's sake.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:44, closed)

You are EVIL
My grandad spent much of my childhood doing this to me, and thought my screams of laughter meant I liked it. I HATED it. Now I'm one of the most ticklish people I know and can't even have a decent massage cos it tickles too much :(
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:03, closed)

Haha yeah my grandad and uncle used to do this to me too
then as I got a bit older my uncle had children

revenge is so sweet
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:42, closed)

Revenge?
Did his children do it to him?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:50, closed)

Nah
I did it to my uncle's children - tickled them until they were crying and really wound up, then handed them back to him :)

I'm evil at heart
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, closed)