I have the power
to ruin your journey by public transport. If I did the equivalent job for another company I would not have the same amount of power but I would have responsibility. If I think too much about what I do I make myself ill. The extra money in another company would be nice but I think I'll carry on where I am still allowed to fart (just about) without asking permission and don't have to explain every single decision I made 3 weeks ago when the service was in meltdownto someone who has had that period of time to think about it in isolation.
(jvz, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 21:55, 7 replies)

I have the power to ruin your journey by public transport
I have a mobile 'phone with a little speaker in the back, which plays music.

Pray to your god that I am not an arrogant, stabby teenager.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:13, closed)

Oh god this.
*wishes someone would invent a keyfob gadget that remotely deactivates shitty mobile phone speakers*
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:03, closed)

You could make one.
It would be illegal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_phone_jammer

You could make enough interference with one of these to make them turn the phone off.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:15, closed)

I don't think this would interfere with the playback of mp3s through shitty, shitty speakers.
Sadly.
( Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:49, closed)

I believe
elsewhere on b3ta, there is a post about an obese man subverting this unfortunate habit of be-acned youths by dancing enthusiastically to the noise of their pop-gusting sound-spouts. Perturbed, they desist.

I personally prefer preempting them by playing Vivaldi; it would be Wagner, but my beefed-up android doesn't really have the bass for it.
(wotan343 Wendel the chicken, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:41, closed)

OK, I'm a retard, I still don't get it.
What the fuck do you do?
(wotan343 Wendel the chicken, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:42, closed)

Masturbates
in the back of the number 73 bus
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:32, closed)