The Police
It was the Summer Holidays and I was 13. My mate and I were in the middle of a corn field messing around with matches, as you do when you're that age. We'd got a small fire going, but within minutes this had grown to quite a large fire, and it was spreading fast. We did what any normal teenagers would do and ran like the wind, leaving the fire to what it pleased.

As we neared the road at the end of the field, two policemen appeared and told us to stop. My heart was in my mouth as I'd never been in trouble with the police before.

"We've been called about two youngsters setting fire to a field".

We all looked behind us and the smoke was now thick, forming a blanket. The end of the field was hidden from view and the flames were getting bigger. Quick as a flash, my mate piped up,

"We saw two Asian fellows running the other way. We've just come to get help"

And with that, the policemen ran off across the field in pursuit.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:18, 2 replies)

That's both bad and good.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 13:21, closed)

^This^
And I have to admit I laughed
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:50, closed)