White dog poo
Those who were alive in the 1970s may recall that dog poo used to turn white. You don't see it these days because there isn't so much bone in dog food.

As a six year old playing in the garden, I came across a dog poo that must have sat around for a while and was white. Our dog was black. My poo is brown. I am white. I decided that poo must come out the opposite colour to ones skin or hair colour.

My best friend at the time was a boy of Asian ethnicity who happened to have come round to play that day, his dad was standing nearby. I decided to research my theory further and asked him "What colour is your poo, is it white?". His dad hit the roof, had a right go at me.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:32, 3 replies)

haha
I saw some white dog poo yesterday - I was tempted to take a photo of it, but then I realised that would be a bit weird
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 14:33, closed)

Interesting theory
A ginger person with pale skin in that case would do a darker than average poo with turquoise blobs/streaks in it.

I have dark hair and pale skin so I should be shitting Guylian Sea Shells.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 15:07, closed)

I wondered where they came from

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 16:28, closed)