Racism
I was a Radiographer in Bridgend. I get a call at 4 in the morning to x-ray a guy in Resus, so off I trundle with my x-ray unit.

I walk in to see a guy, naked from the waist up, who had been given a monumental kicking. His head was like a pumpkin, he had a number of abrasions all over, but what struck me was you could see his Trachea.

Someone had tried to saw his head off, and had managed to do a lovely dissection of his neck, without hitting anything fatal.

What then stuck me was the Nazi tattoos all over this guy. He was a member of the famous Caerau Ku Klux Klan.

He is whining like a bitch though, Fucckin Niggers did this, I hate fucckin Coons etc on and on, so I wander over to him to do a portable chest x-ray, leaned over and whispered in his ear, "mate open your eyes".

He forces one swollen peeper open and sees Ravi. who is a 6 foot 8 inch Sikh, two Filipino Nurses, One Nigerian House Officer, another Indian Surgeon and me, whitey.

We are keeping you alive you cunt, I whisper, so shut the fuck up or we may not bother, OK?

Found out later the South Wales Anti Nazi League had crashed a bit of a cruciform BBQ they were having. The SWANL is a bit more direct it seemed than the rest of the fay hippies that make up the movement.

Should have used a sharper knife though.
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 22:36, 3 replies)

Pity
the fuck survived.
(dchurch bah, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 23:13, closed)

Yeah, the twat was proud of the scar. had it tattooed with barbed wire.
I fervently hoped that the needle used for the tattoo had AIDS
(micmac is happy as a pig in shite, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 2:35, closed)

I love stories like this...

He deserved anything he got and when I read what you said to him, I have to admit I nearly gave a little cheer.

I wish I could come out with replies like that now and again instead of thinking of something witty to say an hour later.

I likey!
(roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks?, Fri 2 Apr 2010, 19:18, closed)