I guess I probably am/was
I had recently moved away from sunny Scotland for the first time and was a little wet behind the ears shall we say.

I found myself in the toilets of a club in Bournemouth, thoroughly trolleyed, when I spotted a black chap standing by the sinks holding a paper towel

Having seen and ignored the "freshen up for the ladies" gentlemen toilet attendants in earlier pubs throughout the night, I decided to stop being so stingy and at least humour one of them.

I took the paper towel, put down a quid and asked if he had any Paco Rabanne.

So it turns out he wasn't a toilet attendant and was just a guy, who happened to be black, on a night out, who happened to be drying his hands when I drunkenly clocked him.

In my opinion, my prejudice/racism, definitely warranted a punch at least, but to the guys credit, he just called me a cheeky little Irish cunt, and told me to fuck off.

Irish?!

I didn't correct him
(Don't tell him Pike i'll probably just stay in, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 15:52, 2 replies)

nice one!
(specialbrew, Sat 3 Apr 2010, 16:13, closed)

Subtle then
in Bournemouth.

Here in the Midlands the line from the guys in the gents is 'Wash your fingers for the mingers!'
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Sun 4 Apr 2010, 14:53, closed)