I remember....
Back when I was a wee nipper, I regularly attended church with the family. Hailing from a village town, everyone knew everyone else, and the priest was a well known figure, willing to please his flock in any way possible (ahem!)

Due to the large quantity of young children wishing to take part in the usual Catholic activities involving the body and blood of Christ, he thought it suitable to replace the wine for Blackcurrent squash, much to the satisfaction of the attending parents, keen to see their children learn the ceremony from a young age.

I'll never forget watching my young sister, no more than 7 years old, sipping from the cup then instantly spurting out the dark red liquid all over the Priest's finest white robes!!!

"I hate blackcurrant juice, its disgusting!!!" She screamed at the startled man of God.




And that, my dear fellows, is the first experience I ever had of "Pray-juice-dis".

Ahfankyou.....
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:35, 3 replies)

That's just bad....

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:51, closed)

Guilty
as charged.

It is a slow start to the week!
(Roddimus_Prime Should be revising, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, closed)

Nah...

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:19, closed)