"I am not prejudiced against...swallowing dead flesh like a cannibal".
Indeed?

I also like the variation on 'I'm not racist, one of my best friends is black'

At least you're not an evangelical veggie. That section are the reason most people get pissed off at vegetarians.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 15:53, 2 replies)

As a cannibal
I'd like to point out we eat the vegetarians first, as they're tastier
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:23, closed)

Mmm...
...delicious healthy veggie flesh. The non smokers are the first to go too.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:04, closed)

And their flesh would be lower in saturated fats, too.
Like pigs, and unlike cattle, humans do not naturally produce saturated fat internally. We only get it from our diet. Of our meat animals, only cattle, sheep and goats do produce it.
Meats that are touted as "naturally low in saturated fats" (e.g. venison, kangaroo) are basically just not fed with any dairy produce or by-products. If you don't feed such stuff to pigs, they will be, too.
But most veggies eat lots of dairy produce. Vegans would make for a much healthier snack. Though they'd only be a snack, as there's not much meat on 'em.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 17:06, closed)

the best friend bit, even though genuine,that was supposed sound ironic...
and the cannibal bit well it was just a little bit of upping the ante ;)
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:55, closed)