4x4 drivers on country lanes
Too long did you bully and push your way toward me when I drove my car in the opposite direction to you!

Why when you have the "off road vehicle" is it I who had to reverse into the field entrance to let you by? Even when reversing for your convenience why must you drive forward as I reverse staying just a few feet from my front bumper!?

So now I have my revenge! For now I own a van... and it's BIGGER than your 4x4! Better still, mine already has dents in it and I'm not afraid to gather more! SO now you must be the one to reverse for I will stand my ground and look down upon thee lowly 4x4 driver! ;-p
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:20, 4 replies)

I have a lovely Jeep Grand Cherokee
I would gladly drive through the mud to protect your happy van. I would then accelerate and kick mud all over it, but it's a tradeoff.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:40, closed)

Used to drive awesomely battered Tranny vans
My brother said 'they scare Land Rovers!'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 16:42, closed)

Thing is I don't mind land rovers
You know, the "proper" ones like you get on farms etc. The ones that naff me off are the jumped up range rover types that for them it's basically no holds barred school bus with all the luxuries etc.

On the plus side this morning I made a BMW X5 reverse about 1/2 mile before he found a gap he considered big enough (and clean enough) to reverse into. As obviously the 4 or 5 alternatives along the way just weren't to his liking! :)
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 12:28, closed)

I love vans
they are ace
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:21, closed)