A mate & I play
American Footballer daft name top trumps. Examples:

Lawyer Milloy
Plaxico Burress
Laverneus Coles
Keyshawn Johnson
LaDainian Tomlinson

And, as I once (badly) joked on Sickipedia:

In most of the world, Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea and Syphilis are sexually-transmitted diseases; in Harlem, they're girls' names.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 19:33, 2 replies)

You're forgetting...
Other great NFL names such as:

D'Brickashaw Ferguson
Captain Munnerlin (which conjures an amazing image of a sea captain with a bushy beard)
King Dunlap

I also like Ritchie Incognito but that's obviously not due to his first name.
(rich.cicatriz should be doing something more constructive on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 20:44, closed)

Plaxico?
*snigger*
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 10:48, closed)