Hahahaha FTW!
A bunch of us were tripping our necks off on magic mushrooms at a club one night, and finally managed to get our shit together and go home. We bundled into a cab, and were absolutely mashed off our tits, giggling and talking and tripping and just in absolute space.

Whoever it was managed to tell the driver where we wanted to go, but it took us about 10 minutes to realise that he looked absolutely terrified and was saying "I'm not a cab! I'm not a cab!"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 16:45, 2 replies)

Used to have a largeish Peugeot
and late one night, after dropping someone off at home, I pulled up outside a pub intending to pull a U-turn in the next gap in the traffic.

However, three pissed-up women immediately jumped in and asked me to take them home, thinking they'd hailed a cab.

No point arguing and they were going my way so I dropped them off. I bet they still wonder which of them paid!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:05, closed)

Reminds
Me of a story my dad told me. He was driving in London and stopped at a pelican crossing to let a pregnant woman cross. Mid way across the road she made a bee line towards the old man's passenger seat and simply got in and demanded he take her 20 mins down the road to a different part of town...no pissed excuses she was a brazen hussy and had probably done it before. I think this works on men right away, simply because what are our options. Wrestling a pregnant woman out of your car isn't a good look :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:18, closed)

I would quite happily have told her not to expect me to deal with her life choices and to get out right away.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:23, closed)

I think
he did ask her to leave but when she said no, it was preganant chav wrestling or just giving her a lift, i tend to agree with you though.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:52, closed)

hehe
last time i did those bad boys, a neighbour of mine came along and was convinced that there was a dark force enveloping us and he had to find the source of evil before it killed us all....good times :S

We had the good grace to go about 3 miles into the countryside to avoid those weird sane people though.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 17:44, closed)