PresentsWhat are you buying your loved ones this Christmas? We're looking for inspiration and reckon a big share-a-thon of ideas will help everyone buy better gifts this year.
BTW: If your family reads B3ta and you're worried about giving the game away then tell us what you bought last Christmas.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34)
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You're luckyMy wife owns a horse. I go onto horsey web sites to look up things for her, and I'm accused of being a horse shagger.
(Not that I deny it, it's just nice to come out in your own time).
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Horses are the sexiest of the farmyard animals, mateMy boss - who is of course an absolute cunt - doesn't like the thought of anyone anywhere getting some. I explained I was surfing for Xmas pressies and this just got him angrier. Cunt. Then again, I swear I've found him checking out my arse occasionally in the office.
I imagine his wife would be rather intruiged to here about this...
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SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:26,
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ExactlyHow could anyone resist this?
www.chortleberry.com/photo_97355/Cheeky
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That's a damn fine looking ladyright there. Damn fine.
In all seriousness, horses are absolutely fucking awsome. They look like they've been designed by a six year old; this is a good thing.
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SpankyHanky, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:42,
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"In all seriousness, horses are absolutely fucking awsome. They look like they've been designed by a six year old" is quite possibly the best quote I've heard all year.
Good luck with the baby mate.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 15:48,
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