Let's see then;
Me dad will most probs get anything to do with Top Gear eg Stig t-shirt, Stig socks, Stig Vibrator, Jeremy Clarkson Waxfacial kit or some bollocks. Throw in a few beers or whiskey, plus the obligatory pair of socks.

Me mum will most probs get books, lots 'n' lots of books, anything rabbiting on about somebody else, possibly some espionage thrown in while some hero/heroine has a mid-life crisis (eg most things by Clive Cussler). And a pair of socks.

Me wife will have clothes, lots 'n' lots of clothes. Jeans, trousers, blouses, tops, all the usual gumph. And some luminous socks.

Me sis will most likely have a few comedy DVDs, something involving making ice-cream/chocolate/food in general plus some socks to bake it all in (as I'd imagine that's what you women do :p).

Me daughter shouldn't have much, just a load of Pepper Cunting Pig (is the post-watershed Nickelodeon edition) OINK OINK toys and dolls etc. Plus some socks for her to get stuffed into my DVD player disk tray.

And me, I will on Christmas morning trip over all these socks situated everywhere, fall flat on my face and claim £4000 with Claims Direct, just to pay for it all.

Socks, is there nothing they can't do?

PS You never see someone on the Claims Direct advert who has suffered severe brain damage due to an accident at work. I could picture a Joey Deacon dribbling and lisping to the camera "Phhhhhhhh I got hit by forkliffft n lost half of bwain, Claims Diwect won me crayons!!!" because as we all know, crayons are a mong's favourite food (click here for a taster)
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 1:11, Reply)