Any ideas for this year's gift would be appreciated
Thinking of sending a packet of white powder with some kind of death threat scribbled in arabic with the words ANTHRAX stamped on it to his work... but that might be going a little too far.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 12:52, 3 replies)

Hmmmm
You could 'shop some images of him in a "compromising position" with another chap, send them with a love letter to his work, but don't put a name on the front.
It'd have to be opened by reception no doubt...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:05, closed)

Make him a fake CV with his photo attached.
Then apply for literally hundreds of obsure jobs with it ie Circus Juggler, Sewage Worker, banana picker etc.

Get all the applications sent back to you and stick them on a site, and give him the URL for Chrimbo.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 13:44, closed)

These are both interesting ideas...
They both require the use of a PC - unfortunately I am officially shit at anything to do with PC's and could cause myself an injury trying... But if I can pester my IT bod here in the office into giving me a hand (we're both pretty much doing fuck all today), well, might be onto something...

Either that or I could just give Steve a lump of frozen dogshit.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:09, closed)

lol
Frozen blue bottles. Collect loads of them in a bag and freeze them. When it's cold they hibernate, so literally delivering a bag of them to him in a bag will freak him out.

Even more so when they all start waking up....
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 14:15, closed)

Don't
do the anthrax, just on the possibility that he panics, and the police haul you away.

I'd go for the 'shopping idea, sounds brilliant!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 11:01, closed)