Shoddy PresentsI have an aunt who for many years would send me the same christmas present every year. A Biro. Each year I wrote inevitable "Thankyou so much for the Biro. I am using it to write this letter" letter, each year a new one arrived.
Tell us all about the rubbish that has been foisted upon you over the years.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Sep 2004, 10:14)
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My dad always gives me crap presentsnot cheap presents, just things that I would never in my life want.
The worst was one year, he was asking what I might want for my birthday, and off the top of his head said "do you want a telescope?". So I said, emphatically, "no - I do NOT want a telescope". I mean, why the fuck would I want a telescope?
So what did he get me? Only a fucking telescope.
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dr_fonz, Fri 24 Sep 2004, 14:23,
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