Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Ah yes, procrastination in gaming
I have cheated on almost every single game I've ever bought.
All the GTA's? Downloaded a savegame to give me eleventy million dollars and access to everything.
Max Payne, and Max Payne 2? Enabled developer mode. Infite health, infinite ammo. Don't know why I bothered playing it through, but I did.
Doom 3? Too ring-puckeringly scary for me. I can't get past the first level. I keep telling myself I'll complete it one day, but I never do.
I used to play guitar, and I have a bass and a replica Les Paul, but I'm too lazy to pick the fecking things up (the Les Paul also needs a rewire - 5 minutes of a job, but as I never use it, I can't be arsed).
I leave jobs on the car until they need to be done. Handbrake cable needs replacing? But the MOT's not due for 6 months! I know, I'll carry a brick around to stick behind the rear wheel instead.
I'll smoke ashtray rollups instead of going to the shop for fags. Not because I can't afford them, I'm just too busy doing nothing.
None of my computers have the sides on their cases. I like to swap hard drives around occasionally, and 2 seconds to remove the side is just tooo much hassle.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, 4 replies)
I have cheated on almost every single game I've ever bought.
All the GTA's? Downloaded a savegame to give me eleventy million dollars and access to everything.
Max Payne, and Max Payne 2? Enabled developer mode. Infite health, infinite ammo. Don't know why I bothered playing it through, but I did.
Doom 3? Too ring-puckeringly scary for me. I can't get past the first level. I keep telling myself I'll complete it one day, but I never do.
I used to play guitar, and I have a bass and a replica Les Paul, but I'm too lazy to pick the fecking things up (the Les Paul also needs a rewire - 5 minutes of a job, but as I never use it, I can't be arsed).
I leave jobs on the car until they need to be done. Handbrake cable needs replacing? But the MOT's not due for 6 months! I know, I'll carry a brick around to stick behind the rear wheel instead.
I'll smoke ashtray rollups instead of going to the shop for fags. Not because I can't afford them, I'm just too busy doing nothing.
None of my computers have the sides on their cases. I like to swap hard drives around occasionally, and 2 seconds to remove the side is just tooo much hassle.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 12:20, 4 replies)
I hacked Samantha Fox Strip Poker
...just to get straight to the poorly-digitised norks.
Excuse: I was 17.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, closed)
...just to get straight to the poorly-digitised norks.
Excuse: I was 17.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:13, closed)
I do the side off computer thing too...
Here's a handy hint: blue-tac :)
( , Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:05, closed)
Here's a handy hint: blue-tac :)
( , Mon 17 Nov 2008, 15:05, closed)
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