Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
( , Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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I once watched an entire double episode of
"Everybody Loves Raymond" because I couldn't be arsed to get up and find the remote.
I don't love Raymond.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, 9 replies)
"Everybody Loves Raymond" because I couldn't be arsed to get up and find the remote.
I don't love Raymond.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:28, 9 replies)
Shit on a stick!
That really is the most 'can't be bothered' I have ever heard.
I'd have crawled naked over acid covered, broken glass to get to a remote control - or the off switch.
In fact, if it were Will & Grace, I'd have done the aforementioned, but covered myself in salt and vinegar first.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, closed)
That really is the most 'can't be bothered' I have ever heard.
I'd have crawled naked over acid covered, broken glass to get to a remote control - or the off switch.
In fact, if it were Will & Grace, I'd have done the aforementioned, but covered myself in salt and vinegar first.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:45, closed)
it is shit
mostly but the Da is funny.
yer man Boyle I think is his name has spectacular delivery - he should be doing something better.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, closed)
mostly but the Da is funny.
yer man Boyle I think is his name has spectacular delivery - he should be doing something better.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 14:49, closed)
Everybody loves Raymond
is the worst, most unfunny piece of shit I have ever had the misfortunate to witness.
The twat has won awards FFS! For comedy!!
Stand-up comedians who have their own "sit-coms" should be brutally murdered
yes, Jack Dee, I'm looking at you too
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, closed)
is the worst, most unfunny piece of shit I have ever had the misfortunate to witness.
The twat has won awards FFS! For comedy!!
Stand-up comedians who have their own "sit-coms" should be brutally murdered
yes, Jack Dee, I'm looking at you too
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:07, closed)
@Vipros
"Black Books" being the exception that proves the rule of course...
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, closed)
"Black Books" being the exception that proves the rule of course...
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:10, closed)
Yes.
Not to forget... um... there must be anoth... nope.
Black Books is the exception.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, closed)
Not to forget... um... there must be anoth... nope.
Black Books is the exception.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:17, closed)
Now hang on...
....what about 'My Hero'? EH????
Laugh a fucking minute, that is.
Oh. Black Books it is.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, closed)
....what about 'My Hero'? EH????
Laugh a fucking minute, that is.
Oh. Black Books it is.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:24, closed)
Lead Balloon
is brilliant!
Also it makes me want to be a comedy writer so I can potter about at home all day.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, closed)
is brilliant!
Also it makes me want to be a comedy writer so I can potter about at home all day.
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:28, closed)
Surely
the bowel movements that program would have provoked made you move?
No?
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, closed)
the bowel movements that program would have provoked made you move?
No?
( , Fri 14 Nov 2008, 15:19, closed)
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