Dear Husband
The reason I have asked you to do something is because I have been waiting for you to notice that it needs doing for over a week.
I don't want to ask you to do it because then I'll get accused of nagging.
So when I do ask you to do something, it's because I can't understand why, for example, you just can't see that the bin is full to over flowing. I am already pissed off and leaving it any longer will only piss my off more.

Most wives have a constant timetable in their heads, they know what needs doing and when.
We know that if we start the ironing now we can have it done before it's time to start dinner. And we need to start dinner at that time because then it fits in with putting the children to bed.

By not emptying the bin, which has needed doing for two days now, it mucks everything up.

Regards

Wife.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 17:44, 2 replies)

Dear Wife
If something that YOU think needs doing has been bugging YOU for over a week, wouldn't it have been easier to do it yourself. I'm busy doing stuff I feel is important to ME.

Regards

Husband.

P.S. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Look I will do it right now OK?
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:39, closed)

Right so
I cook, clean, food shop, doing the washing, ironing and work full time.

At any one time I know, what we are going to have for dinner, what we have in the kitchen cupboards, what we have in the fridge, what we have in the freezer. I know the shoes and clothes sizes of all the people in the the household.

All I ask you to do is empty the bin.

Wife.

PS When do I get to do things that are important to me? (I am typing this while cooking dinner)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 14 Nov 2008, 18:46, closed)

you can be
/my/ wife, Liveinabin
( greenish, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 19:58, closed)

Papa Lazarou
YOU ARE MY WIFE NOW DAVE
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:04, closed)

blimey!
she can fucking nag
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:14, closed)