ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Shame the essay was due "tomarrow"We could have really had some fun.
Socrates is a famous Brazilian soccer player from the 1950s who was secretly in the employ of Mossad...
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Great reply!I'd love to see a teacher's face on receiving that in an essay.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:24,
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That was brilliant :)Made me larf like a tool!
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Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:45,
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just what i was thinkingof course, not about being brazilian, but contributing to a piece that could only draw angry teacher scowls, which are the worst of all scowls (in my experience). but i think with a B3ta collective effort, the student would be given an F grade, but the story would go on to be a box office smash. that would only leave plato (the oversized eggs of turkish brown flamingo's) on our faces.
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