Procrastination
Outlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
Dump him
plenty more fish in the sea.
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Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:03,
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Possibly,
though I didn't catch a single cod on Saturday night so I'm not sure your assertion holds true.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:05,
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Cods is sea fisheses
Hope you had a big rod.
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:25,
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Length?
About nine foot and glows red at the end.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:26,
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Aha
That explains the awesome sex.
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:20,
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Yes,
and his is telescopic.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 14:26,
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