ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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believe it or not I've done that...My mum has one... the only problem is this...
We had it set up for giggle, the missus sat on it, bum over the edge, and me stood giggling like a muppet at the bottom of the stairs. I had the remote, and was driving her onto me, and then off... etc. My mum's is a budget version and goes "BEEP" before moving...
BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*
BEEP *click* whirr whirr squish *click*
BEEP *click* whirr squish whirr *click*
Note to self... BEEP wakes mum up... :o(
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 13:36,
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*Splutters*I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that.
But the mental imagery will scar me for life.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:12,
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*chortles*I've just had my neck fixed this morning by a nice chiropractor.
I almost cunted his good work in the fuck laughing at this... :o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 17:47,
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*sniggers*Wipes eyes, and tries again to drink coffee.
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snee held his breath since, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 11:28,
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