I really can't understand the 'no trainers' policy in small town nightclubs.
What conceivable difference does it make? Wearing a pair of work shoes to a club does not make it more classy, especially when the venue is rammed full of thugs groping slags whilst dancing to DJ Otzi.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:30, 2 replies)

I think it's a hangover (somewhat ironically) from the days of skin'eads and "bovver boots"
IE steel toecaps. If shit kicks off they are horrid to be on the receiving end of.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:32, closed)

Yeah
it's a way of diplomatically keeping scallies in tracksuits out. But this only works once, as all the chavs do is scrape together a ben sherman shirt and shoes combo and the place is still full of cunts, just dressed like a 90s soap opera.
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:40, closed)

Very ironically, if that's the case.
I've never seen a pair of trainers with steel toecaps, whereas if the club's only policy were 'no trainers' you would be perfectly within your rights to turn up in bovver boots.
( .Yeti., Thu 27 May 2010, 13:41, closed)

Best door policy ever.
was at 'The Bomb' in Nottingham a few years ago now.

Door policy on the website simply stated:

'No Knobheads, know what I mean?'

Genius. And never had a moments trouble in there.
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:45, closed)

The Intrepid Fox:
"No suits, no football shirts."

Great pub.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:47, closed)

^What she said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 13:56, closed)

I had a friend who worked there
On his first shift one of the customers punched a girl for having an annoying accent (his stated reason).

My friend climbed onto the bar and booted him in the face, then threw him out. My friend then apologised to the manager and was given a raise.

I love(d) that place.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 27 May 2010, 14:36, closed)