Phones 4 U wankers
I needed a new phone recently, and so went to Phones 4 U, I just wanted a bit of advice, to start with. I do not use all the fancy apps, I may use the camera, and the internet, but that is about it. Why do they try and sell me the most up to date shiny phone?

I do not need all this crap. I also don't want to spend £35 a month.

But that isn't all, the way they have these awful cheap suits, and overly gelled hair, generally spotty faced, and wearing too much Lynx/aftershave, and have the appearance of someone who left school at 15 and is on their way to court.

Then they show you their phone, and suggest they have another phone as their private phone. Why does a phone salesman need more than one phone? It isn't exactly business central in phone shops. People come in, as for phones, and leave.

Apologies for ineloquent rant. But I had to get it off my chest. I hope someone writes a similar rant, but funnier at some point this week.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 27 May 2010, 15:59, 3 replies)

Oh mate.
Increasingly people give me money to take photographs, so I've taken to calling myself - especially with mobile 'phone salesmen - a photographer.

I don't think it's confidence in their product that makes the first thing they ask "What sort of camera do you want on your 'phone?".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 May 2010, 16:10, closed)

Tell 'em you're a serial killer
So you need a camera that's good at capturing vivid reds.
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 27 May 2010, 16:21, closed)

Spot on.
went to buy a phone. Told the guy I didn't use much it much and I jsut wanted tinternet. He tried to sell me 1000 mins and billions texts! I've not sent over 2000 text in 4 years. I'll stick with the shite pay as I don't go for now.

By the way its all "data". no voice or txt or internet difference. Just a dumb pipe.
(waxdart hello., Thu 27 May 2010, 17:16, closed)