Consultants
Useless wankers who A: couldn't keep a job and B: give companies overpriced advice that either reinforces what's done anyway, or is buried because the company ignores stuff which doesn't reinforce what they already do.
Also, the very act of hiring a consultant is an admission that the company's CEO isn't up to the task of running their own fucking company.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 27 May 2010, 23:07, 2 replies)

Correction
management consultants
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:25, closed)

This.

(syz, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, closed)