Dentists
For several of the obvious reasons, but another specific reason that affects few people.

You know when you have to have a filling/extraction or anything where they have to use their tools of torture in your mouth and they always put that little cylinder of wadded cotton and wool in between your cheek and gum??

I'm petrified of them, not only in the gritting wool between the teeth sort of thing, but the same way my mum is with spiders.
The last time I went to the dentist they were aware of how much those things put the shits up me and were told NOT to use them, so what did they go and fucking do but put the horrible things in my mouth.

Apparently the best way to cure a panic attack whilst in a dentists chair is to lay me right back and turn the air-con on nice and cold.

I think the best way would've been for the fucking dentist to have not used the thing in the first and not try to stop my hands moving to my mouth when he put the fucker in there.

That was over 4 years ago when I needed an extraction for a snapped tooth and 2 fillings. I never had it done and since then the thought of that has stopped me having my gnashers fixed, and how I'd love to eat a dime bar again.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Thu 27 May 2010, 23:22, 4 replies)

They have special 'nervous patients' clinics, don't they?
where they whack you out on something very enjoyable before drilling holes into your head.

The downside is - apparently - that you babble whatever old shit crosses your mind at them, and are subsequently open to blackmail/humiliation
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 28 May 2010, 1:25, closed)

They do indeed
I got offered a knockout job, but am still waiting on doctors opinions first with the anaesthetist(sp) as I have quite a dodgy sleep issue as it is and sometimes being able to sleep nearly 36 hours out of 48 can be a bit bloody scary.
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:05, closed)

This might cheer you up....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uakYZrtHpSA
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:24, closed)

And this might not.
www.b3ta.com/questions/matron/post660541
( TheFinch is getting to grips with the complex plane on, Fri 28 May 2010, 9:35, closed)