brand managers in the Scotch whisky industry
only people with asbestos arses can get these jobs because their pants are on fire all the time ... have you seen the website for Glenmorangie lately? it has a flavour kaleidoscope that implies that the whisky (but it doesn't say *which* fucking version of Glenmo) is simultaneously comforting & silky, soft & sensuous, luscious & tropical, refreshing & cooling, stimulating & zesty, mellow & mature, warming & vibrant and velvety & sumptuous ... so that makes it taste of my girlfriend's pants, her rude bits, coconut shampoo, Airwaves gum, grapefruit, saddle leather, alcohol and a purple cushion all at the same time
... amazing what grain alcohol can taste like when left in a bin made from planks for a few years ...

and does anyone talk about imported east European barley, centralised, industrial malting, or artifically adjusted peat content? no they fucking don't ... it still tastes good, but the bullshit in this business runs higher than the grain silos ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 28 May 2010, 2:00, 4 replies)

Possibly too much information
... but have a click for the "bin made from planks".

And the thought of a drink flavoured with ladygardens.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Fri 28 May 2010, 10:27, closed)

i'd drink it if it tasted of purple cushions

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 May 2010, 19:47, closed)

so...
you a single cask malt, cask strength, kinda guy?
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 30 May 2010, 8:45, closed)

Have another click for "bin made from planks", made me cry - the good happy sort of tears.
(Benzyl, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:30, closed)