I am a
northerner, also a working professional. Erm. How and why does this invite your rage and scathing on such a level?
(berk, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:07, 2 replies)

I Think...
That "Professional Northerner" can only really be applied to the Gallagher brothers [who are genetic throwbacks anyhow], and Peter Kay, who beyond jokes about Eccles Cakes, isn't funny at all.

However, if the OP is referring to professionals who happen to be from the North, like myself, then I'll gladly point out the exit they should use.
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:44, closed)

It's just fear really.
Even as far south as Sussex I'm sometimes gripped by an irrational dread that a northerner is going to come thundering into my garden and start digging up the flowerbeds saying 'Where there's muck there's brass!'
And then there's the mournful brass bands and Allinson's wholemeal and the self-pitying towns killed off by Maggie. It's all just too depressing and ghastly.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 12:44, closed)

^ Haha, quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:50, closed)

Lol Southerners
Go back to being soft as shite, unimaginative and egotistical. There's a good reason most of the worlds nukes are aimed at London y'know.

Pricks.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:06, closed)

don't rise to it
its what THEY want....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:11, closed)

There is:
it's globally important. Only British people want to nuke Wigan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 May 2010, 19:37, closed)