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If I was in a words shop right now, I would look around slightly lost, and be happy when the shop assistant took my cue.
"Is there something I can help you with sir"
"Yes, I'm having a problem with a portmanteau word. Do you know the ingredients that go into 'chunf'. I think there is chuff in there, but I'm not sure."

Shop people, help people who need help. Don't help people who need you to shit off and leave them alone.
(teebie jeebie, Fri 28 May 2010, 13:47, 1 reply)

^ this
"Shop people, help people who need help. Don't help people who need you to shit off and leave them alone."

So...how do the shop workers find out who is who?
(Mork, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:58, closed)

by the mongy confused look on the ones who don't know what they are buying

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:51, closed)