Pipettes are tiny, aren't they?!
You need a more anally lacerating implement to lend your hypothesis the necessary hyperbole. Can I be so bold as to recommend a chainsaw?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:10, 2 replies)

A teat pipette is tiny.
There are other kinds of pipette that are way bigger. A burette would still be funnier, though.
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:14, closed)

Does depend on the pipette
But I take your point.

How about "anally raping someone with a YAG laser"?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:16, closed)

I had to look it up but yeah!
That would be truly excellent. I imagine it would leave the research team with crispy starfishes?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, closed)

fixed!
yeah, very crispy...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:25, closed)

*clicks* vigorously!
And wonders where he can acquire a YAG laser to get the missus revved up...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:47, closed)

They're common enough
Sometimes the beam profile's not that even, but it would do a good job of frying a bumhole regardless. And all in a few microseconds!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 28 May 2010, 15:42, closed)

Wow - * Drooools*
I have to get me one of these. Are they expensive?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Fri 28 May 2010, 17:34, closed)

hmm
Sounds very crispy, but won't the heat cauterize the wound, thus suppressing any satisfying bleeding?

I can't believe I just typed that!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Sat 29 May 2010, 21:49, closed)

Beef Elf is scary!
But perhaps alternate assaults by razor and YAG laser in an orgy of bleeding and re-cauterisation might just be a way forward.
Can't believe I just typed THAT!!!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Sun 30 May 2010, 15:41, closed)