'Sales Engineer'
I spent 4 years at university studying my ass off for a Mechanical Engineering degree. I get asked if that means I'm a mechanic. I work 12 hour night shifts making sure the national railway infrastructure's working or the Daily Heil will be on our ass quicker than you can say 'BANK HOLIDAYS RUINED BY RAIL SCUM'.

You got a sales job for a carpetbagging scum of the earth company who hoovered up the assets of British Rail when the Tory nobs privatised the whole shebang. You know next to fuck all about engineering practice. Yet you're a Sales Engineer.

YOU CUNT.
(scentless_apprentice takes two bottles into the shower!, Sat 29 May 2010, 15:13, 2 replies)

y'see
all the real engineers have the asperger's, so they can't get organised to protect 'Engineer' in the same way that Dentists, Vets, Doctors, Architects etc have protected their professional name.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Sun 30 May 2010, 15:19, closed)

But suppose your sales break down? Who'd fix them without Sales Engineers? ;p
(Razors, Sun 30 May 2010, 17:26, closed)