Any non-job advertised in the Guardian...
Take this one, copied word for word from the Guardian. It pays £60,000 a year of public money, yet appears to have absolutely zero purpose:

'The Governance and Risk Policy Advisor will work closely with the corporate secretariat department and the business planners to support the leadership of the regulator. The successful candidates will review and develop the current risk management framework and risk policy as well as providing the secretariat to the risk committee. The position will also develop and maintain a good working relationship with the internal auditors at the main site in London.'

WTF?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 15:34, 5 replies)

summary for you:
"yes man required"
( zulu eh?, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:06, closed)

With the added ability
Of being able to suck a golfball through microbore tubing
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 20:30, closed)

Yes, but how do I apply?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:10, closed)

^What she said

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 16:18, closed)

Maybe
You should throw in your CV. Or are you worried they'll use the info on it to hack your facebook account?
(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 10:06, closed)