Tabloid journalists
For turning a grandfather taxi driver who cared for his ill mother:

Bird, who had lived alone for years and devoted most of his time to caring for his cancer-stricken mum

into some sort of weirdo:

Fellow cabbies also revealed Bird flew to Thailand every year, and one added: “We don’t want to be associated with scum like him.”

By Friday, at least one tabloid will be printing that he "allegedly" had child porn on his computer.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:58, 10 replies)

Yeah I'm following this quite closely.
I'm waiting for the revelations that he had heavy metal records like Led Zepplin in his collection.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 11:59, closed)

SATANZ MUSIK
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:01, closed)

Best of all the Girls Aloud albums.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:04, closed)

and played GTA San Andreas

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:16, closed)

Yes this.
We were just discussing this at work. That's the next step. "He was a devoted fan of computer games like Triple Death Squad Killers and I Love Killing"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:26, closed)

Guns n roses?
leaving now..
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, closed)

Iiked ice cream especially a ...
Magnum?
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:13, closed)

Whatever he was
he was a murdering c*nt of the highest order
(Scary Ghost, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 12:57, closed)

Hey cmon now scary
They did call him a mummys boy at work..
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:11, closed)

I dunno. I mean - I'd be pretty tempted to go on a killing spree if I lived in Cumbria.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 13:57, closed)