I reserve my right to protest by going off-topic...
In Cairo, I sat on the floor in a market smoking shisha and drinking sweet tea. In Kent I sat on the floor and cooked my lunch over an open fire. At university I sat on the floor, because when everyone in the class turned up to lectures there weren't enough seats. I sat on the floor in Trafalgar square at a protest. In the Indian Himalayas everyone seemed to sit cross-legged on the floor, and I got very used to it. I have sat on the floor many times, intentionally and unintentionally.
But you expect me to sit on the floor before you and explain all my secrets, and I am not that impressed. I suppose it is just self-consciousness, vanity, even; but I do feel somewhat like a cheap confidante in the confessions booth.
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:46, 8 replies)

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Amorous Badger on fire off the shoulder of Rob. I watched flame wars glitter in the dark near the Off-Topic Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time... to POST A DECENT FUCKING STORY!!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 13:54, closed)

this is the first time i have intentionally clicked 'i like this' on QOTW.
i like this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 14:52, closed)

Thanks!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:10, closed)

(smile)
I rather like the image of flame wars glittering in the dark.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 15:18, closed)

Thats 30 seconds of my life I won't get back.
That was possibly the worst post I've ever read on here. What the FUCK was the point of that?
( His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 20:57, closed)

I contrived to steal those "precious" moments from your life
in anticipation of your disdain. Ha!
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 23:13, closed)

I suppose I should thank you, though
That is the nicest thing anyone has said about me all day...
(IdlePeAcEsign if trouble were my mistress, i'd send her to them, Thu 11 Nov 2010, 23:14, closed)

buy a fucking chair, you hippy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Nov 2010, 23:58, closed)