I'm naked RIGHT NOW!*
*_{may contain lies}

I once met that Naked Rambler chap up in Scotland. I was hiking near Loch Katerine and he came down the trail out of the woods. He said hello, hoped I was enjoying my hike, and told me a little bit about the area, which trails were best for the views and that. Seemed like a nice enough bloke really.
I did TRY not to look at his todger. Much.
I wish him well, and think it's fucking ludicrous that our justice system can continually find time to lock him away for walking about with his cock out, and yet seems unable to find ANY reason to lock up religious nut-jobs who call for us all to be beheaded.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jul 2014, 14:44, 6 replies)

If someone's been threatening to decapitate you, you ought to inform the police.
Unless it's McBeefy's mate, in which case they won't give a shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:18, closed)

I think I'm safe, I don't sell drugs.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 17 Jul 2014, 17:39, closed)

Did you see this?
IIRC, you used to live there?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-28292188
(username failed moderation, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:19, closed)

Yeah, that last picture is me and the ex.
There's a bloke called Tony Chater runs a gallery in Stanley and puts out a calendar each year, I wouldn't be surprised if he's involved with this too. Some of his photos are stunning.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:36, closed)

Jamie Oliver has given up cooking?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Jul 2014, 19:40, closed)

We can but hope.
With a bit of luck the fat-tongued mockney wanker will give up breathing.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:37, closed)