Morning!
When you move into a new, unfurnished flat, curtains are not always the first thing you sort out. Particularly when it's a first floor flat, with no buildings opposite. Thus it was that our hero wanders into the lounge on his first morning, safe in the knowledge that, curtains or no curtains, there is no need to get dressed.

Of course, a man with sharper observation skills should have noticed the bus-stop immediately outside the building - a location which became immediately apparent when a double-decker bus full of startled commuters pulled up directly outside the window...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:07, 4 replies)

I remember this happening to Simon Mayo.
Are you him?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:41, closed)

No, I'm Simon Salad-Cream

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 10:30, closed)

This gets a click

(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 9:56, closed)

Yes

(DMDeck16, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 22:37, closed)