A friend of mine is a doctor
The other week I cornered her and said "I've got this horrible thing on my arse, can you look at it?"
She said "I'm not an arse doctor any more, I'm a neurologist now, I only look at minds."
I replied, "I've got this really horrible thing in my mind, can you look at it?"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:07, 1 reply)

Mine is a GP
so has no get out clause. Although hes got friends who are urinary specialists and gynaecologists. I've learned my lesson about never asking them for "interesting" stories.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:18, closed)

I have a friend who's a GP
After fixing his laptop (he had so much gay porn on it he was frightened to take it to anyone else) he owes me a favour, so if anything I ever develop anything especially manky I'm going to make him diagnose it.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:31, closed)

GP? Does that stand for 'Gay Pornaholic?'
We have a right laugh round here.
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:44, closed)

LOL weer crazi :D

(SlantedScience, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 0:29, closed)

I learnt the same lesson about a friend who works in a path lab...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 12:15, closed)

I too can make myself sound interesting with just three little dots...

(SlantedScience, Sat 19 Jul 2014, 0:30, closed)