Hahaha
For some reason he thought the rest of the bar needed to see his genitals. Even the bouncer gave up on throwing him out:
"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Why?"
"You're not properly dressed."
"Why not?"
"You're not properly dressed."
"What's wrong?"
etc. etc.

Later, the women at the next table nudged me and asked if he was trying to impress or shock them. I shrugged. They said it was pointless anyway, as they were nurses and had seen it all before.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 11:27, 2 replies)

Ah, the good old days in the...um... that pub we used to go to
Empire or something?
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:57, closed)

The Imperial
I was in there recently, it's still as grim as ever
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Jul 2014, 13:42, closed)