Not me but a friend.
After a night on lash, he got up in his hotel room for a well needed piss. He's a big drinker and was not feeling too great, but he made his way into the bathroom and heard the door click behind him. Then realised with horror that he was standing bollock naked in the corridor outside his room with the keys on the other side of the door. He made his way to reception feeling more than a bit sheepish, but there was no-one there. Apparently, when the cleaner opened her cupboard door to find a naked man asleep in it in the morning, she took it very well and let him into his room while hardly batting an eyelid. It could have had a much worse ending.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:08, 2 replies)

chip pan fire - not much damage

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 14:25, closed)

yeah yeah ... "a friend"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jul 2014, 15:00, closed)