there was a very odd bloke used to go to our local who we called Socks
as he clearly stuffed a pair down his undies. He was a bit creepy and spethul and hung around any ladies waving his cottoncock in their direction. How we mocked. Until I happened to be in the adjoining pissoir and saw what was actually in his pants. He was a fucking elephant. And is probably still a virgin 20 years later.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 18:28, 2 replies)

A retarded, in the truest sense of the word, gentleman who used to frequent my public house
and grunt and point at the mild pump as a means of ordering, he was apparently hung like a donkey. In another public house back in the day they were having banter regarding the size of a local scaffolders cock. This scaffolder was well known with the ladies and each lady swore he had the biggest cock they had ever seen. Such conversations men have with men.

The retarded man, in the days before alcoholism made him the drooling pointing incoherent mess that he was, said that he believed he had a massive cock. The scaffold man and he had a, 'cock on the bar' measuring competition using the old penny coin as a measure. The retard worn, by quite a margin - 24 pennies flaccid. Pity he was an ugly retard virgin. some women and size queens would have given him quite the seeing to in the intercourse department.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 18:41, closed)

As a teen I could not carry off the football casual thug look of wearing Farah flat front pants. I mean, I could but public
decency and that made it difficult. Only so much you can tuck.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 18:45, closed)