courting by the fuzz
Well back when the missus and i had just returned from our wondering around the globe we came home to live with my ma n pa for a bit while we got the cash together for a place of our own
My bedroom was next to my .rents room and the old man is a very light sleeper, so the temptation to enjoy each other betwixt pub and bed, plus youthful alcohol tolerance would get the better of us and we'd often fuck luck rabbits somewhere under the stars.

This particular night it happened to be upon the green fields of Stoke Park in Guildford that my love took her urge to have me, a mere 30 yards from the roadside on a reasonably clear night, yes any fucker walking past could have seen a couple struggling with each other (drunkenly tiring to remove the other clothes)

so not far from the vinegar strokes a light catches my eye in the distance.
"Is that a car?" i ask the lady beneath me
"huh..what" says the maiden coming back to reality from her aroused state/stupper

Fuckshitbollocks its a car and it's coming this way quick lets go! i blurt, but it was to late to save the modesty of my sweetheart and as we clutched our bits in shame and attempted to dress a panda car with two coppers laughing their heads off cruised past at slug speed just feet away from us. No comment was made by the gentlemen it twas a silent comedy and maybe just one sock and a little dignity was lost that night as we hurried away.

The Wife does still like the great outdoors

length (she tells everyone its big)

and POP!
(tonyharrison, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:03, 3 replies)

Now there's impatience
If you'd struggled on to the Riverside Walk on the other side of the road, you'd have been nicely concealed.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:18, closed)

true, true.


on the bench nearest the stream was used on a enjoyable occasion
(tonyharrison, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 16:45, closed)

It's those luck rabbits
I feel sorry for.

(Or did you mean to type 'lucky rabbits'? Did they feel they were lucky, getting your attention? Should I shut up now?)
( Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 21:07, closed)