
Train carriages, car parks, behind the altar at midnight mass. Where have you done the dirty?
Thanks to SpankyHanky, Chart Cat and others for the suggestion
( , Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:58)
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Further expanding on the previous posts, I recall giving a blowjob to a Spaniard (large muscles, yummy) underneath what I thought was a first aid hut. It wasn't. It was a Police hut. They hated cruising round those parts and as soon as the copper out the back clocked me, I turned on my heel and legged it the two miles home.
Another time, I gave a blowjob to a German waiter in return for some weed. Does that make me a whore?
( , Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:18, 3 replies)

but it would suggest your probably past the confused stage
( , Sun 26 Apr 2009, 18:25, closed)

Please don't ever use the words 'blowjob' and 'yummy' in the same sentence.
( , Mon 27 Apr 2009, 0:00, closed)

In which case the chap in question should have less coffeee, garlic and tobacco and drinking more pineapple juice.
( , Tue 28 Apr 2009, 11:18, closed)
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