The Metro Center Car Park (and others)
Nailed the then-current-then-ex-now-current missus (long story, teenage love, split for 10 years, now back together, married, kids etc.) against the side of my dads (empty) car in the yellow car park at the metro center when we were 16 and bored waiting for our transport to arrive back, so with a little angling and skirt hitching, we were on our way.

I just remember an old grayed security guard giving me the "Go on son!" fist shake of approval when he was strolling past on his rounds.

Before we were finished, my mother, father and grandmother appeared in the doors of the car park, so I made like we were hugging for the 60 seconds or so and kept hammering away, keeping my face as nonchalant as humanly possible.

Other than that.. the ladies toilets in the Public Library, on an empty train, cinema, in a bakers shop (accidentally broke into it... another story altogether), in a tent next to a mate of mine who was equally "at it" with some other bird, while we occasionally chatted (much to our drunken amusement and their annoyance)

Anyway, I'd like to extend my apologies to anyone who may have witnessed my bare arse doing the hokey-cokey - but some things you just can't un-see
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:12, Reply)